Last session our group aided a village of frog beastmen, called The Gulpmongers, who were being attacked by raiders wearing strange mirror-like armor and wielding similar weapons. After many explosions, use of Weaponized Animals, and some spell slinging the band of heroes were successful and were given a glowing white orb as a reward. The orb was a key piece to contacting the Cosmic Being, The Luminescent Mother.
We now continue our adventures with the group setting off for the failed human settlement, Laundr-O-Mat to the far west in hopes of finding the Dark Orb.
Omar- “Tip Toe” Tyron Thompson- Scavenger
Shoe- Medallion- Armadite
Coley- Coleesi- Barbarian
Brian- Sok- Armadillo Beastman
Unable to Attend
Liam- Ashak- Death Priest
Kane- Vyvyan- Barbarian
Fletch- Shaw Shir- Vek
Introducing Some New Peeps
Several of my normal group members couldn’t make this session, so I opened up seats on my G+ Community page and got a few peeps interested.
Aside: Feel free to request an invite to the community page- I post quite a bit there that doesn’t make it to my blog as I don’t feel it warrants a full post- including possible game times, etc.
I caught Shoe, Coley, and Bryan up to speed with the events of the two previous sessions and described that they were once a band of five that had heard of a treasure trove to the southern edge of the swamps… unable to resist adventure (and treasure) the band made their way down there… what they found instead was a four-story high crocodile with robotic limbs and laser beam eyes. Two of the group were vaporized, chomped and splatted before the three could escape.
They wandered the swamps for days before coming across the small village of Mardi Grass where they were healed and fed. Feeling a sense of reciprocity, the three agreed to help Vinsmoke and “Tip Toe” on their quest.
With that out of the way, the band bought some needed supplies and we began.
Before they left, Shoe went romping through the area and found a wild rabbit and befriended it, taking it with her.
Through the Swamps
The group of heroes began moving slowly through the soggy swamps of Ancient Earth Louisiana, heading west towards their objective. After traveling for about five hours on the first day the sounds of screaming met their ears.
Me: “What do you do?”
Omar: I find the nearest bush and hide.”
Coley: “I shout, ‘shut the fuck up!'”
Shoe: “I run towards the noise as quickly as possible!” She throws her rabbit to Sok (Bryan)- “Make sure nothing happens to my rabbit!”
Bryan: “I go after Medallion (Shoe) and tuck the rabbit into my shirt.”
John: “As this isn’t my fight, I slowly walk up to the noise.”
Medallion crashes through a clearing and finds a large pond of disgusting gray mud. At the bank is a woman splashing in the mud, submerged to her stomach, “Help me! Help!” she screams, flailing around.
Medallion heroically leapt down and grabbed the woman by her arms as Sok, Vinsmoke, and Coleesi move into the clearing. The flailing woman went limp in Medallion’s hands, her had splattering in the mud. The muck around the woman began to bubble and a two-story massive crab emerged from the fetid waters, the woman rising with it. The woman was connected at the torso to the creature, limp and lifeless- a weird sucking noise sounded as the woman’s figure was recalled into a sphincter atop the crab’s head.
Aside: This encounter came from a dream I had. When I described the woman retreating into a sphincter and it pulsating constantly, I got a good couple groans outta folks. Life is good.
The fight went really well. Vinsmoke got himself pinchered by the crab and was rendered unconscious. “Tip Toe” hid behind a tree and then began firing his bow at the creature. Coleesi used her bow as well and Medallion hacked away at the crab, also utilizing her four armed attack.
Hats off to Bryan for using the beastman Super Strong mechanic in full awesomeness in this fight. He described Sok climbing a tree and using his tail to break it and fling it on the crab (he succeeded on his attack and rolled 2d10 damage!).
The crab was felled by an arrow (either Omar or Coley) and Sok butchered some meet before the group moved on.
The group encountered nothing of interest on the third day. On the fourth day the group was startled when grey snow flakes started to fall from the sky. The snow did not melt in hand, nor was it ash. As the group traveled Sok and Medallion became morose. On the fifth day Sok and Vinsmoke where brought down, feeling great depression.
They pressed through the swamps, the grey snow weighing heavily on their souls, when the dilapidated remains of an Ancient Earth strip mall came into view. At the border a rickety wooden sign, clearly of modern make, covered in sloppily painted letters, “Welcome to Laundr-O-Mat.
To be Continued