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Barrowmaze Session 4- Ghouls, Spiders, Mold, and Darkness- What a PARTY

My Rochester delved once again into Barrowmaze (their second session, first session here.

Note: I am using my homebrew rules for The Black Hack to run this.  For more information, click here.

The Party

  • Emma- Elf Ranger
  • Jamie- Elf Cleric (Deity is Silvanus, the Green Man)
  • Angie- Dwarf Druid
  • Nate- Half Demon Warlock
  • Katie- Half-elf Warrior
  • Kevin- Human Thief

Couldn’t Make It

  • DJ- Dwarf Fighter
  • Sammi- Half-elf Wizard

The Start

Kevin hired Samuel DaMule, local torch boy, and a few peeps restocked their supplies.  Angie and Jamie both caroused and didn’t do so well.  Both borrowed money from Babbins Hairytoes, a halfling crime lord in Helix.  Jamie made an ass out of himself and will suffer Disadvantage to all Charisma rolls in Helix for the next month and Angie gambled like a mofo and ended up further in debt to Hairytoes.

Hairtoes

Hairytoes is gonna get his money…

After carousing was settled I asked the group if they wanted to explore the mounds or the dungeon.  Everyone voted for the dungeon, so away we went.

Here’s a break down/highlight of what happened (arranged in order of how they explored).

Room 1 (Entrance)

  • Nothing encountered.  Graffiti on door, “Make no sound, they will seek you out.”

Room 2

Spider

  • Door opened slightly.  Katie proceeds in and is attacked by three horribly blood red spiders.  Samuel DaMule, the local torch boy, screams and flees, going further into the dungeon.  Angie is nearly killed by two of the spiders before they are all vanquished.

Room 3

  • Empty except for evidence of something being here for a long time.

Room 11-Q1

  • Dead body in room. Graffiti on wall, “Can’t get out.  Gods help me.”  Party loots body.

Room 11

  • Group encounters zombies, led by the undead version of Samuel DaMule.  Emma kills Samuel, Kevin kills another.  Jamie banishes undead and remaining two go fleeing into the night.
  • Jamie walked up to dead body covered in yellow mold- it explodes in a huge puff of yellow smoke.  Jamie critically succeeded his Cons save (lucky bastard), so doesn’t die and doesn’t lose his gear.

Room 11-Q2

  • Kevin opens door and fails his save- stabbed by giant crab spider and feels his body seize up, but can still move.  Tries to get free and critically fails, impaling himself further and goes paralyzed.  The spider lifts him into the room.  Katie closes the door and the group moves on.
    • We got a good laugh at this because it was Katie’s first time RPGing and her inner murderhobo shined through! 🙂
    • Jamie becomes the “door-kicker-opener” after Kevin’s untimely demise.

Room 4

  • Room is empty except for debris.

Room 20

  • Room with several doors, decide to go down hall.  Encounter nothing.

Room 5

  • Jamie the Paladin opens the door.  Three dead bodies are being consumed by rats the size of a medium dog.  Jamie quietly closes the door and group continues on.

Room 18

  • Group enters long hallway (from room 20) and sees open pit.  Angie turns into a bird and flies across.  Katie tries to take her time and ledge climb across (Dex of 7).  The rest of the group tries to jump and all fail except Nate, who uses Emma’s back as a spring board.  Fall into pit and discover Kevin 2.0 (now a Paladin, his thief died in Room 11-Q2) in the pit.  Been in there for two days.  Previous group left him.
    • Got out of pit saw several hallways and doors, including double doors.  Chanting “double doors!  Double doors!” the group entered the double doors.

 

Room 42

Ghoul

  • Long hallway with stairways leading down to a large room (can’t really see).  Attack by a ghoul hanging out on the ceiling.  Attacks and paralyzes Kevin and Nate before they know what’s going on.  Jamie turned the ghoul and it was killed by Emma and Angie as it tried to flee.
  • Nate realizes that as a dwarven druid, Angie is actually a Fraggle.  Thus, the name Gorf the Druid Dwarf is born.

Room 43

  • Large obelisk with strange runes that appear simultaneously in dwarven, elven, half-orc, and common.  Runes speak of a dark ritual to Nagrul.
    • Group loots burial alcoves- no encounters- finds gold, a small elephant king statue, gold earrings, a fine suit of plate mail, a nice cloak, and a beautiful broach that seemingly repels dust.
    • Aside: I was really curious to see how this room would play out.  In Barrowmaze there is a pretty beefy encounter that can happen here (I’m not saying what it is as some of my group scopes my blog).  There is a 70% chance upon entering the room that the baddies are here and I had Katie roll the d100 so she could get experience rolling one and she rolled a fucking 94!  Poof- there goes that encounter…  for now.

After the group finished with room 43 we called it quits for the evening as it was getting late and certain players were looking like poor wilted flowers.

It was great fun!  I’m looking forward to Sunday’s session with my online group!

Time to go restock!

 

 

The Graveyard

Graveyard

Liam- Elf Wizard (1st level)

Stan Human Torch Boy (Hireling)

Jamie- Halfling Paladin (1st level)

Nate- Human Warlock (1st level)

Chad- Halfling Thief (2nd level)

Samuel DaMule, Torch Boy (Hireling)

Kevin- Human Thief (2nd level)

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Barrowmaze Session 3- Exploring the Barrowmounds

My online group and I were able to play for the first time in a month (Gen Con and a busy schedule pushed back our gaming schedule).

After Liam’s death in the first session, the group decided to explore the barrowmounds instead of the dungeon proper.  Let’s see how that worked out for them…

The Party

  • John- Half-demon Paladin (follower of Sylvanus)- level 2
  • Liam- Half-orc Cleric/Ranger (follower of Sylvanus)- level 1
  • Chad- Halfling Thief- level 2
  • Nate- Human Warlock- level 1

Not Present

  • Omar- Human Paladin (follower of Sylvanus)
  • Gene- Dwarf Warrior
  • Fletch- Gnome Druid

Start

Liam, John, and Chad decided to all carouse.  Nate wasn’t online yet.  Chad got drunk and insulted the Sheriff of Helix and ended up spending the night in the drunk tank.  John just got drunk, but had a damned good time!  Liam got drunk and was mugged, losing several of this things and ended up 600 gp in debt to the local loan shark.  Good times.

The group didn’t need to restock and decided to head to the mounds (and forgot to nab some hirelings- ouch).

The Barrowmounds

I described the mounds in terms of their positions on a clock, then allowed the players to wander wherever they wanted.

Barrowmound 9- Mound sealed. Broke through with sledgehammers, did not attract trouble.  Inside were four sarcophaguses.  Fought six large centipedes.  Chad knocked unconscious, survived.  Found treasure in crypt.

Centipede

Barrowmound 18- Mound previously plundered. Knee deep fetid water.  Attacked by two large toads.  Nate knocked unconscious, survived.  Found a dead body and a little bit of loot.

Giant Frog

Barrowmound 19- Mound sealed. Broke through with sledgehammers, attracted three zombies.  Fought zombies.  Inside mound was larger than any previous, with several rooms.  Discovered a pit trap.  Chad and Liam fell in. Chad was killed by Yellow Mold (critically failed Con save), Liam survived (but lost all his leather and wooden items).  Next room there were statutes of an Elf fighting three lizard-men.  Elf was holding a glowing sword.  John took the sword and the lizard-men attacked.  Nate was killed.  Group escaped and fled back to Helix.

  • Sword identified as Long Sword of Continual Light (made of silver).

 

Lizardmen-Image-Drawing

After returning to Helix the treasure and XP was divied up by Liam and John.  Chad made a Half-elf Druid and Nate made a human Thief/Warlock (he wanted to give Warlock another go).

The Graveyard

Graveyard

Liam- Elf Wizard (1st level)

Stan Human Torch Boy (Hireling)

Jamie- Halfling Paladin (1st level)

Nate- Human Warlock (1st level)

Chad- Halfling Thief (2nd level)


Don’t Call ANYTHING a Guilty Pleasure!!

A little while back I was talking to a friend and they mentioned liking Buffy the Vampire Slayer in an embarrassed, almost whispered tone and I said, “Hey me too!” My friend tried to hand wave the embarrassment away and said, “it just cheesy.  It’s a guilty pleasure.  I know.  I shouldn’t watch it.”  They were genuinely apologetic for liking something… and that really bothered me.

A bit later I was talking about role-playing to someone I just met and they said they just started to do it to, but said it all quietly and embarrassed.  I mentioned that they seemed to be embarrassed about it and they said it was fun, but it was a guilty pleasure.  I told them fuck that noise!  Be loud and proud!

The week afterward, I’m at a brewery talking to a friend and they mentioned liking New Wave music, but it was SUCH a guilty pleasure.  I told them that B-52’s is one of my favorite bands.

My point is that by calling something a “guilty pleasure” you are apologizing for something you like and enjoy due to some bullshit social convention or judgement.

And to that I say:

Iggy Pop on stage at the Carling Festival, Reading. Live. Half Length.

Life is too fucking short to apologize for something that makes you happy.  You like Gilmore Girls, but your other friends don’t- fuck em.  Still enjoy it.  Talk about it and what excites you about it- don’t do it apologetically.  If they giggle, guess what…?

Finger 7

Like Murder She Wrote (Hey guess what, so do I!)?  Peeps sometimes give me guff for it (I also have an awesome purple Murder She Wrote Shirt I wear all the time)…  They give me guff, and guess what I do…?

Finger 2

Seriously, be loud and proud about what you like no matter what people say or do- be yourself and for the love of fuck- don’t say what you like is a guilty pleasure- because you should never be guilty for being happy or enjoying something.