Somewhere between the Vomited Fermented Goats Milk and the Threesome, Things Got Out of Control…

Previous Recap here.

Players
Angie- Jane Goodwin (human/elementalist)
Elmer- Orson Vastol Duran (human)
Drew- Cid Evenblood (human)
John- Noah Walker- (Faeblooded)
Liam- Jean-Claude “Bloody Bones” Zeeman (faeblooded “elf”/wannabe vampire)
Sam (female)- Candy Maurino (human)
Omar- “Rapiduro” Dominic Delavego (human)

Insanity Reigns

This session was all about fun, and the consequences be damned. Most of it I blame on Omar making is appearance in our Clockworks game (FINALLY the busy bastard).

The group cleaned themselves up after dealing with the zombies that were somehow being powered by the crystals and found a doorway at the other end of the room and ventured down it to explore.

The group heard a clanging rattling and found an old generator room that was once used to power the mine, but hadn’t been used in many years. Wires had been ripped out of the old machines and plugged into a small boxy contraption that had a large glass tube on the top with a swirling greenish gas. Small nodes stuck out of the box on all four corners and ever so often a zap of electricity would pop from them and strike the glass, causing the gas to swirl faster.

Noah: “ooooooo… I want one.”

Group: “What the hell is it?”

Noah: “A compact ether electric generator (He rolled really high to know what it was with his Knowledge Science check). It’s the latest model, and really expensive.”

Orson: “Who the hell would have the money to transport something like that here? I’m assuming its Great Republic tech?”

Noah: “Yeah. I want it.”

Orson: “I’ll buy you one, let’s keep looking around.”

The group then continued down another passage way. They could see flicking lights and a fetid decaying smell filled the air.

The group entered a chamber where a dais held a mound of dehydrated looking animals and people, all showing signs of extreme pain in the last moments of their life. The bodies near the top of the mound were fresher and a blackish liquid was dripping down into a large puddle of the same substance along the floor, creating a moat.

Cid: “What do we do?”

Candy took action and grabbed a torch off the wall and tossed it at the liquid. It landed and slowly sank till it disappeared from sight.

Cid became bolstered by the lack of reaction from the black bubbling goo and decided to stick the tip of his sword in. The moment the tip of the blade hit the liquid something shot out of the goo, and struck Jean-Claude in the face (it was the torch). The liquid started burning his face. Cid’s sword was yanked out of his hand and disappeared into the liquid as something large began to rise out of it.

Drew: “Ah crap… I just gave it a sword, didn’t I?”

Me: “Yep.”

A large patchwork creature of various body parts of humans and animals rose up and started laying into the group.

Orson decided things were too scary for him and he bolted back into the generator room.

The Dark Man

The group actually made quick work of the fleshy mound thanks to Omar doing a running slide up to the creature and blew its brains out with a double barreled shotgun.

Orson however was not faring so well in the generator room.

As he was hiding in there he saw movement and realized that he wasn’t alone. The figure wrapped in smoke suddenly appeared and started laying into Orson, who attempted to tackle him and went right through him. As the Dark Man was working some sort of evil magic that would turn Orson to a gooey stain on the floor, Elmer acted quickly and shot at the Ether generator attempting to crack the casing so to ignite the gas and hurt the man. This was too cool an idea to pass up so Elmer rolled and it happened. Fire shot out, barely missing Orson, and the Dark Man shrieked in pain and disappeared.

Chaos Ensues

The next part I won’t go into lengthy details but the group ventured out of the mines and made their way back to village of the Ironian’s that helped them in the gunfight against the cult members.

Sanity went out of the window during this part of the session.

Highlights:

• Group discovered upon entering the village that this was a celebration for Santos (now dead) for his upcoming wedding. Drew (Cid) had to explain to his bride (was oh so wonderfully uncomfortable) how he died. She is now a wild card npc (something the whole group agreed on) and is coming with the group for a little bit.

• Orson talking to the chief about the symbol that the group keeps encountering as well as knowledge of the different creatures of the Ironian City States.

• Noah and Candy attempting to drink fermented goats milk and both failing on their rolls (John-Noah with a critical failure). Candy ended up making a b-line for the bathroom, scaring the local tribe people. Noah, however, discovered he is severely allergic (he now has Allergy- Major hindrance) to goats milk and became violently ill, spewing the substance all over a little girl who was curious about the adventurers, and Noah in particular.

o This incurred the wrath of the chief’s wife, a powerful Air Elementalist (the Chief is an Earth Elementalist himself). She ranted at him and forced him to clean the girl off.

• Rapiduro used his good looks and INSANELY high charisma and attempted to get three girls to go to bed with him. He succeeded on too, but botched the third. She became insulted and enraged and stormed off, seeking the chief and telling him that one of the strangers suggested that she engage in perverse and vile acts with him, and two girls (she dropped two names). Suddenly the chief explodes in anger and says one of the girls names loudly (Illiana, I believe).

o Chief: “Illiana?! My daughter?”

o The whole group cracks up laughing and Omar has a “oh shit” look on his face.

o Suddenly the ground beneath the hut that Rapiduro is in caves and the two girls and him find themselves in a heap of rubble as the chief bellows out, “Outlander!! Come face me!!”

o Omar comes up with a brilliant, if not totally dirtbag plan. He coerces the girls to say that they were just in the tent discussing the customs of their tribe and that was it.

o We rolled and it worked. In the end the girl who came to the chief was ousted as a heretic and liar and cast from the village.

o Candy felt for her and has agreed to take her with the group and help her get on her feet in Clorencia City.

• The session ended with Rapiduro making a snide comment to the exiled girl and Candy landing a spectacular punch, knocking him flat on his ass.

Candy: “You ever say anything like that again, and I’ll kill you.” A breeze kicks up a layer of dust that blows through their camp.

Next Clockworks Session in June– Still Stranded in the Ironian City States!!

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