SECRET SANTICORE: Monster Encounters in SPACE!!!

We choke on chicken bones… The Santicore chokes on Dire Mammoth bones…

OH GREAT POWERFUL AND AMAZING SANTICORE!  PLEASE GRANT ME:

“Either an encounter (monster or group of monsters) or a random encounter table for bronze-age astronauts travelling through space in some kind of primitive vessel.”

Justin D. heard the transmission and sent the signal back with this bit of goodness:

1d12 Encounter
1 Maze-steroid infested with mechano-minotaurs
2 Funerary rocket-barge carrying spirits of demolished robots
3 Star-sphinx singing “Riddles Of The Spheres”
4 Comets pushed by massive sky-scarabs
5 Constellation golems
6 Convoy of automated mining-chariots shuttling moon-copper into black hole
7 Laser-ziggurat of the gas giant, Vituprex The Vaporous
8 Saucer-viking raiding party
9 Debauched revel of the quasar-druids at Space-Henge
10 Pulsar-sirens and nebula-nymphs luring astronautical explorers to their doom
11 Contagious, infectious sunspots
12 Freshly hatched larval planets seeking sustenance
Do you have any floss?  I have a femur stuck in my teeth!

Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

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I am a History major attending a community college until I can get more financial aid and attend a four year school. I am living in NJ with my girlfriend who is currently wrapping up on obtaining her PhD in Toxicology. I love Star Wars, Role-playing, video games, working out, reading, writing, and hanging with my girlfriend, dog (Perfect), and two kittens (Birch and Brambles). My main focus on this site will be my discussion of Role-playing games and ideas and hopefully contribute something worth a damn. View all posts by wrathofzombie

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